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Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by TheRudeWolf on Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:46 am

The rule is simple, just post a tutorial which is not even true. Remember, always be clever, creative, and make it so that the tutorials are hilarious! Very Happy

I shall start it off then:

How to Experience Zero Gravity

1- Spread your arms out.
2- Look up and close your eyes.
3- Start spinning around as fast as you can. If you live in the Northern hemisphere, spin clockwise and in the Southern hemisphere, spin in counter-clockwise so as to counter the Earth's orbit, thereby breaking the law of gravity and voila!

WARNING: I will not take any responsibilities for this tutorial not helping you out and instead making you feel nauseous and feeling inclined to vomit. :p
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by TheDeponian on Tue Nov 04, 2014 4:06 am

How to repair a chair

1. Smear butter on some toasts (3-5).
2. Nail the toasts on the broken chair.
3. Set fire to the toasts with a flamethrower.
4. Use spiritus to increase the flames.
5. Throw marshmallows on it.
6. Wait a few seconds (5-10).
7. Throw the chair out of the window.
8. Wait 10 minutes and a completely new chair will appear on the place where the broken chair was.

That's it!  Wink
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Post by GoldMan27 on Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:00 pm

How to find Chuck Norris:

1) You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you.
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by TheRudeWolf on Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:59 am

How to Make Sushi

1- Go to the ocean, or a pool of lava if that is near you.
2- Smear yourself with strawberry jam and start dancing around the edge of the body of water/lava.
3- Let the fish (or dragons) come to you.
4- Wrestle your prey for 8 hours and when it is exhausted, seize the moment with a machete.
5- Bon appetite. Wink

WARNING: The fish (dragon) may try to consume you instead, so always have marshmallows to thwart their attention away from you as soon as they notice you.
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by TheRudeWolf on Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:24 pm

How to Make a Playstation 4

I believe that there are those among us who wants the next-generation console but cannot affor it. Then, here is a very trick to counter such financial obstacle. Wink

Materials:
Duct tape
Either 2 PS2s or a PS1 and a PS3

1- Tape the PS2 with another PS2 or the PS3 with the original Playstation.

Hints:
If you have a PS2 and a PS1, you can make a PS3 out of it.

WARNING: Do NOT use the xbox one in place of PS1 or else it will cause a nuclear explosion.
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by -=Rai=- on Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:43 pm

How To Play Dark Souls Without Raging.

1) Every Death: Take a Shot of Beer

2) Every Estus Flask: Take a Shot of Beer

3) If you Summon Help And You Both Die: Take Two Shots

WARNING: I Am Not Responsible For Any Hangovers Or Arrests Caused By This...
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by Blackout on Sat Nov 08, 2014 5:17 am

How to make Mountain Dew  :3
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by RandomDash on Sat Nov 08, 2014 9:46 am

How to stop a headache;
Step one:Get a toothpick and wedge it between thee nail of your big toe.
Step two: Kick a wall as hard as you can.
Your headache is now history, your welcome! Wink
P.s you might need to call 999/991 or what ever...
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by TheRudeWolf on Tue Nov 11, 2014 12:04 am

How to Beat GoldMan27 in a game of chess

1- Simply start playing chess.
2- When you start to lose, make a dare with the GoldMan27 on whether he can twist his neck 360 degrees or not.
3- It takes approximately 12 seconds for GoldMan27 to twist his neck all the way around. Within this opening, switch the chessboard around and use the black spray paint on the white chess pieces and the white spray paint on the black chess pieces.
4- Act as if nothing happened.

WARNING: This method no longer works due to GoldMan27 updating his articulatory program, thereby shortening the timespan by ten folds.
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by GoldMan27 on Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:18 pm

How To Refer to GoldMan27 in the Third Person:
1) He is using third person right now to describe this step.
2) GoldMan27 will now continue referring to himself in third person until someone visits this forum.

NOTE: GoldMan27 will ONLY refer to himself in the third person on this forum. He will refer to himself in first person as usual everywhere else.
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by PlasmaWolf on Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:14 pm

How to kill a mooching Jay

1. Insult the book
2. Get a rifle or crossbow
3. Research and ready yourself physical and or mentally
4. Wonder around till said bird is found
5. When seen load prospected weapon if already loaded skip to step 7
6. Take out bullet shell or arrow etc. and put in prospected weapon
7. Get into a position where you will not be seen but can see the target
8. Look down sights and fire
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by DeQuantum on Wed Mar 25, 2015 12:17 pm

How to clean a Xbox One disc tray:

1. Take apart your xbox one console.
2. Remove the disc tray and leave it in a bowl of water for 3 days.
3. After the three days, put the xbox one back together with the disc tray.
4. Your disc tray is now clean!

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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by Leoz on Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:56 am

How to clean your house:

Step 1:burn your house
Step 2:vaccum the ashes
Step 3:kill yourself.

Now your house is clean!
(Do not blame me if you die or anything)
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Re: Post a bogus tutorial!

Post by Wally on Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:31 am

how to quickscope:
Admit it, you can't
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